Ocho cinco trade

I would love to see Chad Ocho Cinco traded to some team that has number 85 retired (assuming he actually gets that name on his hideously orange Bengal's jersey). To me, that would be effing hilarious. I can hear the announcers now..."number 83, Ocho Cinco, is down on the play. It looks like a severed head. He might be out for a while" or something along those lines.